...blogging...
...searching for a coherent thought...
...finding nothing...
...sex...
...vaccuums...and the bags thereof...
...PacMan...
...Hootie and the Blowfish...
...pork and beans...
...never again...
...breaking promises to myself, but I'll keep this one...
...switching positions...
...angelic pieces of fluff...
...those little packets of ketchup...
...I'm onto something, but it's really nothing...
...Eleven:54...
...bugs are attracted to light...
...ballparks...
...fettuccini alfredo...
...Buddha...
...The Lusitania...
...open fields...
...the smell of burnout...
...the Bug...
...chicken eggs...
...Hershey bars and how they make them...
...Aristotle's Theory of Human Ethics and Nature...
...empty milk cartons...
...shaving...
...Dave Mirra...
...Travis Barker...
...WinAmp...
...Oregon...
...dirt roads...
...bombing a hill...
...free stuff...
...rice cakes...
...keyboards and how they work and why the letters are in this order...
...kickflips...
...Shakespeare was an asshole...
...free download managers and P2P networks...
...don't be talkin about no feelings...
...switch kickflips...
...Alexander the Great...
...southern Bosnia...
...F18 SuperHornets...
...drama I've created, but not dealt with cuz I don't need to...
...Rod Beck...
...12 hours of sleep...
...stubble boy movie...
...lack of excitement...
...philosophy...
...law...
...the world in the condition it's in...
...desensitized...
...camera lenses...
...rainbows...
...playgrounds...
...junk email...
...fuel-injection...
...rotary valves on trombones...
...stroke 9...
...backflips...
...spicy pork...
...switch backside smith grinds...
...Rosie...
...Tourette's...
...Linux...
...love versus lust...
...Avenged Sevenfold...
...lack of Greek, Roman, and modern-day philosophy taught in schools...
...the button-down fly...
...fonts...
...golf courses...
...rivers...
...popsicles...
...Quizno's...
...trademarks and copyrights...
...Gb mixolydian scale...
...freezers...
...hitting random keys on a keyboard...
...the Bible in Hebrew...
...CIA codes...
...limousines...
...Rodeo Drive...
...railroads...
...Jupiter...
...deaths of millions...
...chords of all kinds...
...penguins, particularly Linux, my stuffed penguin...
...backside flips...
...Escalades...
...UAVs...
...kaleidoscopes...
...telemarketers...
...grammar and spelling...
...water sealer...
...duct tape...
...the Boondock Saints...
...dinosaurs...
...cellular phones...
...ants carrying 10 times their body weight...
...Mr. Thompson, my 5 grade teacher...
...Armistice Day...
...donkeys...
...Russians and their winters...
...California gold rush...
...Bill Clinton...
...the color blue...
...grass growing...
...martial arts...
...my front porch...
...whiskey and wine...
...uncomfortable chairs...
...carpal tunnels...
...fishin with Aunt Kay and Uncle Ray...
...my Offspring ring...
...babies crying...
...lactating...
...the no-smoking signs and Truth commercials...
...athletes foot...
...football teams in the Super Bowl...
...Dutch Ovens...
...4-H and how much it sucks...
...over-blown media hype...
...holes in the ozone...
...cavemen...
...MySpace...
...yellow chairs...
...forest-green cars, especially Ford Expeditions...
...long-necked bottles...
...songs about sex...
...Jesus and that whole ordeal...
...old-English ways of spelling things (i.e. "ye olde pub")...
...questions with no answers...
...Rapid Eye Movement...
...8:16 AM...
...feminists...
...impatient fat people...
...sugar-free sno cones...
...heavy backpacks...
...the Tango...
...runaways...
...French Revolutionists...
...waffles...
...wristwatches...
...the small of the back...
...honesty...
...Santeria (the religion, not the song)...
...setting suns...
...insanity?...
...Skyline High School...
...Ape and his bongos...
...tripolet patterns...
...trips to Rigby Lake on a "first date"...
...memories of better days...
...the Goo Goo Dolls...
...tearing pages from books...
...Squeak (both of them)...
...the other room...
...short shorts...
...chocolate torts...
...eclairs...
...Nair...
...the logging industry...
...keys that have no locks...
...slavery...
...crystal balls...
...the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse...
...bachelorette parties...
...psychics...
...ghosts...
...theme songs...
...Walt Disney and how much I don't like him...



I'm done for now...it's times like this when I really think I'm insane sometimes...I mean, from Nair to the logging industry?  What the hell is wrong with me?